Just doing my part to be, er...American and stuff.

It's Erection Election Day! (Sorry to excite you guys for a second there, LOL ( Read more... )

Er...am! Yes yes, using good grammar is a good thing. Anyway ( Read more... )

My Fellow Americans,

Go. Vote. Please, for the love of humanity and all that is scared sacred, VOTE!

IM IN UR POLLZ
STUFFIN UR BALLOTZ!

Seriously. Vote - you have no right to complain about the crappy job being done in Washington D.C. if you don't do your part to change it!

That is all. Thank you for your support.

I just read up on this via funnygurusdca's LJ, but I think it's very interesting, and a chance for the people of this Nation (and abroad) to take a stand against Bush ( Read more... )

Arrr, don't ye be forgettin' to be updatin' yer Captain's Logs today, aye! (N'if ye have to ask, ye not be payin' attention, mateys!)

Who wants ta challenge me to an Internet duel, yarrrrr? We be fightin' with Google Images if ye wants to be playin'! Ye be tryin' to one-up me, and I'll fight ye back! The more disturbin' the images, the better, ( Read more... )

Oh shit no! I'm demanding a recount!

You Are Most Like George W. Bush
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So, here's a fun tidbit: I totally just had Air Force One fly over my head a little while ago (okay, so it was about an hour ago from the time this entry posted). No, seriously, I did! A little before 1 p.m., as my Dad and I were leaving from lunch, and we were about to get to his car, a REEEEAAAAAALLLY big giant plane flew over our head. I mean ( Read more... )

...indivisble con libertad y justicia para todos. - Excerpt from the Pledge of Allegiance (in Spanish)

Okay, so since this is the hot-button debate of the day...I just want to state for the record (I wasn't going to make this a public entry, but I've changed my mind, LOL):

*GRABS SOAPBOX*(The following is a generalized statement for the masses ( Read more... )

For those of you with erections elections today, don't forget to vote! I voted by absentee, so I'm good. (Thank God I don't have to deal with those senile old people who work the polling places these days; I gave that up YEARS ago, and not a moment too soon.) ^_~

It's a good thing it will be nothing like the giant clusterbumble (<--yes, I invented ( Read more... )